Episode 2 included:
A birthday party for Jacqueline's 6 yr old son CJ. I am not sure what CJ stands for yet? If anyone knows do tell! The birthday party was obnoxious with blow up slides, clowns, petting zoo and all sorts of weird things that both adults and children love.
Danielle attempts to make amends with Dina because apparently they did not hit it off when they first met. They never quite tell us what happened or maybe they did and I chose to ignore it, but either way...The awkward hug led Dina to "question" Danielle's sanity and wonder if Danielle was going to follow in the foot steps of Jeffrey Dahmer. Hence the title of this week's episode.
Teresa's spoiled little brat "Gia" is taking acting lessons from this uber celebrity acting coach so she can audition for a part in a movie with the Rock. Although I will say Gia does seems to be more mature than some people I work with.
Caroline wants to send her daughter to beauty school even though she complains that her "hands will hurt" WTF?
Danielle whines to her ex husband about paying her alimony and child support because I mean how else will she pay for her million dollar house? Oh wait! Get a job! or maybe continue blowing the guy who comes by on a weekly basis but perhaps she should start charging for it. Oh and Danielle he is NOT 26!
On a sad note, Jacqueline reveals she is trying to have another baby, but also how she has miscarried four times. She is 38 but the doctor is not sure why it keeps happening. I do not want to make fun of an unfortunate situation but all I can hope is she will not get in vitro. I mean we have all seen Jon and Kate. Danielle obviously is not aware of the meaning of "over population" because she thinks that pretty people should keep multiplying. That would probably rule herself out right?
Dina is getting an assistant but somehow she decides to chose a very very young cute boy (does not even have a drivers license). HMMMMM! She needs a "right hand man" to do whatever she needs him to do. Not sure what to make of that, but I will say I know enough of criminal law to know statutory rape is illegal. And she is going to pay him in forms of hugs and kisses when she is short on cash. (Can someone put a coat on that damn cat). I will say I like the charity that Dina is working on - the whole lady bug thing for terminally ill children.
Okay now onto the bathroom sex, I don't know about anyone else but I wouldn't be dropping it like its hot at Bouley.
Okay ladies until next week!
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