Thick as Thieves

Okay this is the first blog entry about the show giving you a brief synopsis for all those that want to follow.

Teresa - is a true Jersey girl born and raised. Married to Joe, an entrepreneur, owns several successful businesses throughout New Jersey and Teresa spends most of her time raising their three beautiful daughters Gia, Gabriella, and Milania. She manages each of the girls’ busy schedules, shuffling them from dance, gymnastics, acting, voice, and guitar lessons.

Caveat: We like her; nice hair; needs a boob job; but a total stage mom.


Jacqueline - is a former cosmetologist in Las Vegas turned full-time stay-at-home New Jersey mom. Her husband Chris, brother of Caroline and Dina Manzo, owns several wholesale apparel businesses and the couple has been together for more than 13 years. They have a six-year old son, CJ, and Jacqueline has a teenage daughter, Ashley, from a previous marriage.

Caveat: We also like her, she seems the nicest of them all. I mean come on she likes Danielle..Enough said. She is a Saint if you ask me!

Dina - is a family woman, a business owner, and the founder of the charitable organization Project Ladybug. She balances a career as an interior designer and owner of a successful event planning company with being a loving wife to her husband Tommy and mother to her teenage daughter, Alexia. Dina is best friends with her sister, Caroline, and both of their husbands work together running one of New Jersey’s premiere catering facilities, The Brownstone.

Caveat: Big boobs, tough cookie too, but overall seems nice. Might see some drama with her and Danielle I am sure.

Caroline - The epitome of a strong New Jersey woman, Caroline is a devoted wife and mother of three, who always puts her family first while making time for her career. Married for more than 25 years, her husband Albert runs a very successful catering facility, The Brownstone. The business has been with the family for over 30 years and is one of the premiere event spaces in New Jersey. Her oldest son, Albie, is studying to be a lawyer and her son Christopher is a young entrepreneur, while her daughter Lauren is dedicated to helping the family business.

Caveat: Don't mess with her or you might find a horse's head in your bed. Her kids are a little bit like the Gotti kids except for the law student which seems normal enough (well as normal as you can be as a law student) But hey I do like her son's idea for a strip club car wash.


Danielle - Danielle Staub is a tough cookie, and she knows it. “You either love me or you love to hate me, there is no in between.” She prides herself on being one of the first women in New Jersey (and 14th person in the country) to have a Black American Express Card and her history of celebrity hook-ups is one for the record books. This newly single mother puts her family first and is constantly on-the-go with her two active daughters, Christine and Jillian.

Caveat: Cat woman, with tons of Botox and surgery. She is a total gold digger who has no problems sleeping her way to the top or bottom you get my point.

Skin me and wear me like last years Versace

Episode 2 included:

A birthday party for Jacqueline's 6 yr old son CJ. I am not sure what CJ stands for yet? If anyone knows do tell! The birthday party was obnoxious with blow up slides, clowns, petting zoo and all sorts of weird things that both adults and children love.

Danielle attempts to make amends with Dina because apparently they did not hit it off when they first met. They never quite tell us what happened or maybe they did and I chose to ignore it, but either way...The awkward hug led Dina to "question" Danielle's sanity and wonder if Danielle was going to follow in the foot steps of Jeffrey Dahmer. Hence the title of this week's episode.

Teresa's spoiled little brat "Gia" is taking acting lessons from this uber celebrity acting coach so she can audition for a part in a movie with the Rock. Although I will say Gia does seems to be more mature than some people I work with.

Caroline wants to send her daughter to beauty school even though she complains that her "hands will hurt" WTF?

Danielle whines to her ex husband about paying her alimony and child support because I mean how else will she pay for her million dollar house? Oh wait! Get a job! or maybe continue blowing the guy who comes by on a weekly basis but perhaps she should start charging for it. Oh and Danielle he is NOT 26!

On a sad note, Jacqueline reveals she is trying to have another baby, but also how she has miscarried four times. She is 38 but the doctor is not sure why it keeps happening. I do not want to make fun of an unfortunate situation but all I can hope is she will not get in vitro. I mean we have all seen Jon and Kate. Danielle obviously is not aware of the meaning of "over population" because she thinks that pretty people should keep multiplying. That would probably rule herself out right?

Dina is getting an assistant but somehow she decides to chose a very very young cute boy (does not even have a drivers license). HMMMMM! She needs a "right hand man" to do whatever she needs him to do. Not sure what to make of that, but I will say I know enough of criminal law to know statutory rape is illegal. And she is going to pay him in forms of hugs and kisses when she is short on cash. (Can someone put a coat on that damn cat). I will say I like the charity that Dina is working on - the whole lady bug thing for terminally ill children.

Okay now onto the bathroom sex, I don't know about anyone else but I wouldn't be dropping it like its hot at Bouley.

Okay ladies until next week!